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Conservative commentary with a bit of a bite.

3 Reasons Why Elizabeth Warren Needs A Good Spanking

Faux-Cahontis... Lie-a-Watha... Elizabeth Warren is just another Progressive who believes you are stupid enough to fall for her Slinging-Bull.

Faux-Cahontis… Lie-a-Watha… Elizabeth Warren is just another Progressive who believes you are stupid enough to fall for her Slinging-Bull.

Well, it looks like the Left has found their Hillary Clinton Replacement. With good old Hillary’s physical health in question, and her senility recently on full display, the Democrat Party needs another woman to slip into their Identity Politics Campaign for the 2016 Presidential election.

Enter Elizabeth Warren, the current Senator from Massachusetts. Warren certainly fits the bill for the next Democrat nominee: she has no real world job experience, she plays identity politics like a burning fiddle, division is her stock-in-trade, and she’s an habitual liar.

Now, when I was growing up, lying was an automatic trip to face-down-ville, waiting on my bed so that my father could take the strap to me for my sin. I don’t spank my kids – mainly because it’s so rare that they break the rules that spanking doesn’t enter the picture – but lying gets the harshest of punishments that my wife and I do mete out.

I think in Elizabeth Warren’s youth, she got candy whenever she lied. Which again, makes her the perfect Progressive politician – she’s unsullied by the realities of life. But if I had my druthers, she’d meet my father after he came home from a long day of work…

Alas, with my father sadly gone, and with me not wanting to get arrested for giving Warren her just desserts, I’ll have to metaphorically spank her by shining the light of truth on her long list of public lies.

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Generalissimo Obama’s Hispanic Army Invades America

Obama opens the floodgates

Image courtesy of A.F. Branco – http://comicallyincorrect.com/2014/06/11/flood-america-gate/

All right – let’s get this out of the way up front. If you are a Progressive Liberal Democrat, Obama-Zombie, or a RINO looking to score points with a demographic that will never vote for you, go ahead and just call me a racist right now. Scream it. Froth at the mouth. Prejudge me before reading the entire article. Throw in some swear words. Oh, and don’t forget to add the obligatory “why do you hate children” in there also. Mustn’t forget to exploit the children.

Okay – we all good now? Is anybody still reading this? Because if you are, then you need to sit down. I’m about to reveal a truth that may alter the entire course of America’s future, and perhaps rewire the synapses in your brain:

Nobody, regardless of age, circumstance, or lip-service to good intentions, has any right to cross America’s borders illegally and then stay in this country.

Nobody.*

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