Answer: An obsession with vaginas.
Now don’t get me wrong – I love the lady parts. But as a red blooded married Conservative Male, my interests run exclusively towards pleasuring and enjoying one specific set of said parts, as well as protecting that part of every woman.
Liberals and Muslims, on the other hand, look at vaginas the same way Hitler saw Poland: a piece of territory to tear up, occupy, and stage future invasions from.
I’d venture to say that, in fact, vaginas are the Liberals’ and Muslims’ favorite battlefield.