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Liberals Vote “YES” On Genital Mutilation

p017gwr1Quiz: What do Liberals and Muslims have most in common?

Answer: An obsession with vaginas.

Now don’t get me wrong – I love the lady parts. But as a red blooded married Conservative Male, my interests run exclusively towards pleasuring and enjoying one specific set of said parts, as well as protecting that part of every woman.

Liberals and Muslims, on the other hand, look at vaginas the same way Hitler saw Poland: a piece of territory to tear up, occupy, and stage future invasions from.

I’d venture to say that, in fact, vaginas are the Liberals’ and Muslims’ favorite battlefield.

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Inside The Mind Of A Liberal Troll

shovel-ready trollAs a Conservative columnist on the internet, I get my share of Liberal Trolls. They just seem to come out of the woodwork, as if they have some sort of ant-like antennae that tingles when a Conservative is using facts, analysis, and insight to put the Progressive ideology to shame. Then they swarm, using ad hominem attacks and cries of “It’s Bush’s fault!” as if that shields their leaders from taking any blame for their actions. The Troll Master – Saul Alinsky – would be proud of his offspring.

I have tried to discover what makes a Liberal Troll tick. Or more appropriately – what makes a Liberal Troll like a tick. My conclusions will haunt you.

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Why Do So Many Jews Support Abortion?


King Herod’s Slaughter Of The Innocents

Throughout history, killing Jews – especially Jewish babies – has been a national pastime for some countries.

Ancient Egypt killed Jewish male children to keep the slave population under control.

King Herod killed all of the Jewish boys under the age of two in an attempt to get rid of the newborn Jesus.

Russia has killed a lot of Jews over the last few centuries.

Germany killed over 6-million Jews in just 6 years.

Arabs live to kill Jews.

It’s amazing that there are any Jews left to kill!

You would think that with so many people out to murder them, Jewish people would cherish life above all other things except God. And yet, nobody kills Jewish children quite like the modern Jew. From Jewish-American voters to the government of Israel itself, Jews pull the lever in favor of abortion at an alarming rate.

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Why Do Progressives Hate Personal Responsibility?

56290You may have noticed that new columns here at TheWriteAmerica have come on a spotty basis over the past month. That’s because writing a political commentary column is a career dream of mine, but circumstances dictate that I work a full-time job – which unfortunately is not as a columnist. I have responsibilities – a wife, children, mortgage, car payments, and all of the things that come with those chosen blessings. And I was taught growing up that if you take on a responsibility, you take care of that responsibility. My choices are mine, and they should not become another person’s burden. Asking for help is fine, but asking for a bailout or a free-ride is out of the question. It’s just not in my DNA.

Sadly, it is in Barack Obama’s and his Progressive Posse’s DNA. They are all about telling people it’s fine to pass your choices off as somebody else’s fault and pass your responsibilities off as somebody else’s problem. And even better if you pass those things off to an unborn baby or a hard-working Conservative!

However, Obama and the Progressives are too crafty to come out and call those responsibility passers what they are: immature, lazy, and selfish. So they use a bunch of magic words instead.

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