TheWriteAmerica - Conservative commentary with a bit of a bite.

TheWriteAmerica

Conservative commentary with a bit of a bite.

Top 7 Similarities Between Obama and HAMAS

Cartoon provided by A.F. Branco. Direct link: http://comicallyincorrect.com/2014/07/22/israel-rocket-attacks-in-usa/

Cartoon provided by A.F. Branco. Direct link: http://comicallyincorrect.com/2014/07/22/israel-rocket-attacks-in-usa/

Back before the Liberals had near-total control of the public education system, we used to learn critical thinking in school. One tool we used was the “compare and contrast” essay. And while these days the closest we get to publicly funded critical thinking is the “3 of these things belong together” song on Sesame Street, I’ve decided to resurrect the form here to shine a light on the evil that lives in Gaza and the one that lives in our own White House.

Originally, I was going to stick to 4 similarities between Obama and HAMAS so as not to stretch beyond the Sesame Street model. But then I remembered that mostly Conservatives read this column, and I have confidence that they have grown well past the remedial level of mind control foisted upon them by schools that are more like babysitters than bastions of knowledge.

Besides, 7 is supposed to be considered lucky, and with any luck we’ll be free of HAMAS and Barack Obama before too long.

So let the light shining begin!

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3 Reasons Why Elizabeth Warren Needs A Good Spanking

Faux-Cahontis... Lie-a-Watha... Elizabeth Warren is just another Progressive who believes you are stupid enough to fall for her Slinging-Bull.

Faux-Cahontis… Lie-a-Watha… Elizabeth Warren is just another Progressive who believes you are stupid enough to fall for her Slinging-Bull.

Well, it looks like the Left has found their Hillary Clinton Replacement. With good old Hillary’s physical health in question, and her senility recently on full display, the Democrat Party needs another woman to slip into their Identity Politics Campaign for the 2016 Presidential election.

Enter Elizabeth Warren, the current Senator from Massachusetts. Warren certainly fits the bill for the next Democrat nominee: she has no real world job experience, she plays identity politics like a burning fiddle, division is her stock-in-trade, and she’s an habitual liar.

Now, when I was growing up, lying was an automatic trip to face-down-ville, waiting on my bed so that my father could take the strap to me for my sin. I don’t spank my kids – mainly because it’s so rare that they break the rules that spanking doesn’t enter the picture – but lying gets the harshest of punishments that my wife and I do mete out.

I think in Elizabeth Warren’s youth, she got candy whenever she lied. Which again, makes her the perfect Progressive politician – she’s unsullied by the realities of life. But if I had my druthers, she’d meet my father after he came home from a long day of work…

Alas, with my father sadly gone, and with me not wanting to get arrested for giving Warren her just desserts, I’ll have to metaphorically spank her by shining the light of truth on her long list of public lies.

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