Back before the Liberals had near-total control of the public education system, we used to learn critical thinking in school. One tool we used was the “compare and contrast” essay. And while these days the closest we get to publicly funded critical thinking is the “3 of these things belong together” song on Sesame Street, I’ve decided to resurrect the form here to shine a light on the evil that lives in Gaza and the one that lives in our own White House.
Originally, I was going to stick to 4 similarities between Obama and HAMAS so as not to stretch beyond the Sesame Street model. But then I remembered that mostly Conservatives read this column, and I have confidence that they have grown well past the remedial level of mind control foisted upon them by schools that are more like babysitters than bastions of knowledge.
Besides, 7 is supposed to be considered lucky, and with any luck we’ll be free of HAMAS and Barack Obama before too long.
So let the light shining begin!